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Ultraviolet (2006)

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Commentary 1: Actor Milla Jovovich Rating:2.0/10 (8 votes) [graph]Login to vote or review
Reviewed by Agressor on May 30th, 2007:Find all reviews by Agressor
I will start with admitting that I kind of liked this movie, despite it's faults (and there were plenty of them). Milla Jovovich, however, does'nt seem to acknowldegde they are there. Listening to her talking about this movie makes it seem like it's the equivalent of Star Wars, while it's actually at the very opposite end of the scale, closer in quality to the woeful Aeon Flux of the previous year. As she drones on about how awesome every aspect of the film is, it becomes clear that, since she is apparently lacking judgement of any kind, she has very little in the way of useful or constructive information to contribute. In fact She spends a good portion of the commentary just repeating the same mundane "trivia", while occationally being interrupted by her dogs! Still, her enthusiasm does provide some humor to the whole thing, which would be the only reason to listen to this dreck (but don't, it's not worth it. Not even at the modest 84 m. running time.)

Best bit: When Milla exclaims that the CGI is so good that you can't tell what is real and what is CG.
Reviewed by The Cubist on June 13th, 2007:Find all reviews by The Cubist
I would certainly agree with the above comments and add that she spends a lot of time watching the movie instead of commenting on it and when she does it is to mention how “cool” something is (the Chinese stuntmen, the CGI cityscape, etc.) and offer other inane comments guaranteed to test anyone’s resolve.